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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 01:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why did the USA stick their noses in Ukraine's business? They wanted to be neutral for so long.

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

I've written three books, but I haven't been able to promote them yet. What should I do?

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is there a musician who has publicly stated that they do not want their music played by the Trump campaign or at a Trump rally? If so, who and why?

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Department of Homeland Security lists Buncombe County as 'sanctuary jurisdiction' - WLOS

No go.

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are the top AI tools enhancing workplace productivity in 2025?

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Who are your 10 best visuals in K-pop?

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce Simply Couldn't Take The Heart-Pounding Drama Of Championship Hockey - Athlon Sports

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

Trump administration’s deep cuts to public health leave system reeling - PBS

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

When reading can – and can't – help with mental health - BBC

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

VIDEO: Breaking down Lions rookie DB Dan Jackson’s tape - Pride Of Detroit

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Volcanic Eruptions Can Create Ice in The Sky, And We Finally Know How - ScienceAlert

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

CNN Gets A Big Viewership Bump With Live Telecast Of ‘Good Night, And Good Luck’ - Deadline