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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why did the USA stick their noses in Ukraine's business? They wanted to be neutral for so long.
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
I've written three books, but I haven't been able to promote them yet. What should I do?
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Department of Homeland Security lists Buncombe County as 'sanctuary jurisdiction' - WLOS
No go.
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Who are your 10 best visuals in K-pop?
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Trump administration’s deep cuts to public health leave system reeling - PBS
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
When reading can – and can't – help with mental health - BBC
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
VIDEO: Breaking down Lions rookie DB Dan Jackson’s tape - Pride Of Detroit
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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share office space ...
Volcanic Eruptions Can Create Ice in The Sky, And We Finally Know How - ScienceAlert
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
CNN Gets A Big Viewership Bump With Live Telecast Of ‘Good Night, And Good Luck’ - Deadline